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Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just
before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After
takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up
and get a Coke.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and
spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab
said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.. While he was gone, the
other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the
Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight..

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his
Arab neighbors...


'Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on? This
fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?'
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we await the El Max version of this as there was a post script in face book or sun on line forget which

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LOL.... can't we all just get along??? :twisted:


Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:42 pm
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